mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish i was in the wii world.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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