Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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