A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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