mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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