I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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