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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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