What a fucking waste of an outfit
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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