doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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