Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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