Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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