so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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