buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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