Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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