Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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