Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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