Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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