he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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