I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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