I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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