you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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