i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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