My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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