No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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