Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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