What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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