hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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