Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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