Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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