you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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