Do you still have your period?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
