Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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