wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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