Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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