Porn is love you can see.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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