uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I'm really busy with my period
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