There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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