ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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