Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i think my cat just said my name.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
