But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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