But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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