His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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