But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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