we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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