they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
