Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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