your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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