yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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