Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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