Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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