Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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