So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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