if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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