Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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