that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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