If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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