I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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