I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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